May 25th / 174 notesLast week, I would’ve given a kidney to anyone in this office. I would’ve reached right into my stomach and pulled it out for them. But now? No. I don’t have the relationship with these people, that I thought I did. I hope they ask. So they can hear me say “Uhhh, no…”
May 25th / 115,107 noteswhat if websites had closing hours
May 25th / 150,972 notesMom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”
